So You Have Gnomes eBooklet

SO YOU HAVE GNOMES…

But you can still live a relatively normal, semi fulfilling life. Gnome infestation affects nearly half of all adult males, females and the otherly-gendered at some point in their lives according to a recent survey published by the M.P.A. (Mythical Pest Association), so you are not alone.

With today’s cutting-edge gnome research and education, we can better understand these elusive, sexy creatures, rather than fearing them, bitterly despising them, or talking trash about them behind their tiny backs like some toxic little bitch.

Now let’s all learn about gnomes.